...and their specialities.
Alexis Sanchez - sultry latin looking 'Milf', always having it off with her teenage son's mates.
Laurent Koscielny - East European, large natural breasts.
Lilian Thuram - Black woman, lots of very vigorous anal.
Andrea Pirlo - Late 80s/early 90s European, very hirsute 'down there'.
Jay Bothroyd - Posh older lady, mainly does 'JOI' videos.
Shinji Kagawa - Japanese faux-schoolgirl. Pixellated genitals.
Kasey Keller - Corn-fed, silicon-enhanced, alliterative blonde.
Papiss Cisse - Indonesian transsexual, keen interest in watersports.
Luka Modric - Yugoslavian, erstwhile lover of a warlord accused of ethnic cleansing in the 90s.
Billy Davies - British girl, regularly starring as a 'chav teen' despite being the far side of 30.
Keep flicking to kick, sports fans!