Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Top 10 Footballers Who Sound Like Female Adult Film Actresses...

...and their specialities.

Alexis Sanchez - sultry latin looking 'Milf', always having it off with her teenage son's mates.

Laurent Koscielny - East European, large natural breasts.

Lilian Thuram - Black woman, lots of very vigorous anal.

Andrea Pirlo - Late 80s/early 90s European, very hirsute 'down there'.

Jay Bothroyd - Posh older lady, mainly does 'JOI' videos.

Shinji Kagawa - Japanese faux-schoolgirl.  Pixellated genitals.

Kasey Keller - Corn-fed, silicon-enhanced, alliterative blonde.

Papiss Cisse - Indonesian transsexual, keen interest in watersports.

Luka Modric - Yugoslavian, erstwhile lover of a warlord accused of ethnic cleansing in the 90s.

Billy Davies - British girl, regularly starring as a 'chav teen' despite being the far side of 30.

Keep flicking to kick, sports fans!

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