"Hey there, sportsfans. I'm Duffy Waldorf from the USPGA. You probably remember my triumph in the 1999 Buick Classic. I'm just here to say good luck to Team USA in the forthcoming Worlds Cup of Soccer. I'll be kicking back with a cool sasparilly and some corndogs while the boys are kicking goals and making plays out in Germany. I'm sure that they'll "putt" on a great show for the folks back home!
USA! USA! Wooh! Yeah! Wooh! Yeah!"