"Hello! I am Boris "Boom Boom" Beckers, three-times Wimbledon Champion. When I am not engaging in zany banter on TV's "They Are Thinking It Is All Over" or having ill-advised oompus-boompus in cupboards with slatternly russian types I enjoy nothing better than learning about football and also the world at the blog of the Colonel. I am looking forward to the World Cup in my German homeland big style. I am hoping that my nation's team will "serve" up an "ace" performance. Laters, my potatoes!"